Yandere Palace

lackofvision:

One of the worst feelings has got to be when you’re prepared for Under Pressure and Ice Ice Baby comes on instead

congalineofdurin:

I’ve got two lists constantly going in my head. One is ‘things I need when I have money’ and the other is ‘things I don’t need but really want when I have money’ and they’re both equally irrelevant because I have no money

Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
Government: *Is against abortion*

letassi:

i cant stop fuckjng laughing

That little tail wag kills me

When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via ophore)